Thursday, January 29, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Steam Your Uterus

Yes, seriously.

In case you didn't know, Gwyneth Paltrow runs a lifestyle website called GOOP and it's full of great advice.

In case you didn't know, Gwyneth Paltrow runs a lifestyle website called GOOP and it's full of great advice.

Like, buy this $12,000 vase for Christmas.

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And while you've already purchased that $4,739 juicer GOOP recommended, you've probably thought to yourself, "Gwyneth, how can I clean my uterus?"

And while you've already purchased that $4,739 juicer GOOP recommended, you've probably thought to yourself, "Gwyneth, how can I clean my uterus?"

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Don't worry, Gwyneth has an answer. And the answer is vagina steaming.

Don't worry, Gwyneth has an answer. And the answer is vagina steaming.

"... a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus." UTERUS.

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Now some doctors have come out and said vagina steaming might not be as revolutionary as Gwyneth is claiming. But this is nonsense! GOOP is Queen.

Now some doctors have come out and said vagina steaming might not be as revolutionary as Gwyneth is claiming. But this is nonsense! GOOP is Queen.

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