Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Nick Kroll's Opinion On 33 Random Things

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Kroll Show has begun its final season and if you're as much of an avid watcher as we are, you're likely devastated about the supremely funny show coming to an end. As such, we spent some time picking Nick Kroll's very unique brain to get his gut reactions to things both mundane (like bananas and tuna) and insane (like Ed Hardy and #EggplantFriday). Here's how it all went down.

1. Twitter

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2. Ed Hardy

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3. Disney Princesses

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Nick: I know I should give my first thought but usually my initial thought is too dirty to be spread on the internet.

4. Tuna

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5. Flava Flav

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Nick: I miss that show. I thought it was so great. I thought The Surreal Life was one of the last reality shows where you were like, "Oh these people are genuinely here, like, living their life." And I think Flava Flav and Brigette Nielsen were, for a period really in love. And it was inspiration for my show in that it spawned Strange Love. Which then spawned Flavor of Love which then spawned off into New York's show which then spawned off to Chance [of Love] and then later Bret Michaels got Rock of Love. So there were five or six spin-offs from The Surreal Life, which was inspiration for our show spinning every character off into their own show. This year on the show Ceasar has a show called Toilet Dad, which is his version of Teen Mom.

6. Facebook

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7. Green Juice

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8. Chapstick

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9. The Gym

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Nick: I go but I don't like it.

10. Bottle Service

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10. Reality TV

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11. Art Basel

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Nick: Fart Basel.

12. Cats

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13. Dogs

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14. Bananas

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Nick: I eat bananas but I don't enjoy them. I have no love or hate for bananas.

15. Drones

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16. Chelsea Peretti

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Nick: Not a very funny answer, but: one of the greats.

17. Vine

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Nick: Vine. Vine. Vine. Vine. Vine. Vine...Vine.

18. Selfie Stick

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Nick: That's the selfie, right? This is what a selfie will get you but then a selfie stick... selfie stick will make your face three pounds lighter.