That was absolutely brutal. This post contains NSFW language.
On Monday night, Comedy Central finally aired its roast of Justin Bieber and if you haven't seen Martha Stewart's absolutely relentless routine, you definitely need to.
"Let's get to the reason I'm here tonight, which is to give Justin Bieber some tips to use when he inevitably ends up in prison," Stewart said. "The first thing you'll need is a shank. I made mine out of a pintail comb and a pack of gum."
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"I found Bubblicious works best and it's so much fun to say. You see, when I did my stretch, all the hoodrats wanted to break off a piece of Martha Stewart's ass. So I decided some bitch needed to get got."
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"I walked into the chow hall, picked out the biggest bull dyke, and I stuck her. From then on, prison was easier than blueberry scones," she said.
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