Listen up: Cristiano can now be yours.
You guys, a very important event recently occurred.

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Cristiano Ronaldo aka your boo, has broken up with his supermodel girlfriend, Irina Shayk, aka your nemesis.

K bye, Irina.
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Other people might be shocked at this news. They did, after all, date for five years.

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But you weren't surprised. Cristiano and Irina were never gonna last. Know why?

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