Thursday, April 23, 2015

71 Thoughts About This Pic From Beyoncé's Mom's Wedding

Beyoncé and Solange clearly get it from their mama. #SquadGoals

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I died, came back to life, then thought the following in this exact order:

1. YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!
2. SLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
3. How many times can one family break the internet?
4. Have we even fixed the internet from when Solange's wedding pics broke it?!
5. I love that they all do all-white weddings. So chic.
6. Black folk love a good white party, no matter how rich we get. It's in our blood.
7. Black excellence, opulence, decadence!
8. Every single time this family comes together for a big event it turns into a high fashion photo spread.
9. Who is their photo director?! Probably Blue Ivy.
10. I didn't even know girls could rock this damn hard with such little effort.
11. Thank goodness I haven't gotten married yet, they've taken bridesmaid pictures to another level.
12. Miss Tina better sit up on that piano and know she's a queen.
13. Beyoncé, Solange, Kelly, Bianca, and Angie better surround her like, Yes, she raised all these beautiful powerful black women.
14. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. Is. Gorgeous.
15. No one family should have all this anti-aging power.
16. We have a real life Coven situation on our hands.
17. And they're casting all kinds of black girl magic!
18. Beyoncé's supreme, obvi.
19. Miss Tina better cross her legs! She's such a class act!

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20. I feel like she's "Miss Tina" because she's a Southern black woman who I'm quite sure demands respect. So youngin's just can't be running around calling her by her first name like we're her age.
21. Speaking of age, this woman is 61! Sixty-one!
22. Black don't crack, but Miss Tina's genes defy gravity.
23. Solange and Kelly better be casually leaning like, Yea we know you wish you were this fly.


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