The Queen of Lifestyles judges the princesses trying to take her throne.
Sure, Martha Stewart is a multimillionaire lifestyle guru.
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But she's also the Duchess of Badass, Countess de Shady AF, Baroness du Sippin' Da Tea.
Just see her set during the Justin Bieber roast. EPIC.
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With all these ~celebs~ deciding to start their own lifestyle brands, US decided to ask Martha exactly what she thought about each one. AND THE SHADE IS REAL.
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First up: Blake Lively and her site, Preserve
Martha says: "I think Blake has done a good job with her site. It's an interesting site — kind of an interesting product on it."
Breakdown: Count the number of times Martha said "interesting" — TWO. Everyone knows "interesting" is code word for "Um, no." She's acknowledging Blake's presence without feeling the slightest bit threatened by it. Shade it up, Martha.
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