God is real. I’m a believer. Also pregnant.
Hail Holy Queen. The great mother, Mary. And Jesus himself. Ben Cohen is real!!!
Set to come out in 2014, or later this year (I haven't bought a calendar since I was a tween at a mall so I'm not sure how these things work), the calendar features ruby player Ben Cohen in various compromising & hot positions.
First off, and most importantly, there is VPL.
VPL = visible penis line. C'mon people. If you didn't know that by now you might as well leave. LEAVE!
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