Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Why 2013 Was A Truly Terrifying Year For Mary-Kate Olsen

May you grow six inches in 2014.

This year was a scary year because Mary-Kate Olsen continued a relationship with a man 68 X her size, putting her tiny frame at risk of being crushed at any moment.

This year was a scary year because Mary-Kate Olsen continued a relationship with a man 68 X her size, putting her tiny frame at risk of being crushed at any moment.

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Mary-Kate (yes, she's in this pic) was in grave danger of accidentally being stepped on many times throughout 2013.

Mary-Kate (yes, she's in this pic) was in grave danger of accidentally being stepped on many times throughout 2013.

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Or being pushed down into the ground like a shell into the sand.

Or being pushed down into the ground like a shell into the sand.

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Fact: She's 5'2" and he's 12'7" (a hazardous difference!).

Fact: She's 5'2" and he's 12'7" (a hazardous difference!).

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