Merry Khristmas and a bronzer-filled New Year.
Jurassic Park
Kommentary: Stylistically, this is just a hot mess. But at least they all look happy in this ~candid~.
Kash Winner: Brody, because that smile either says he's really constipated or really happy that he gets to take a photo with a dinosaur dressed as Santa.
Darkness Falls
Kommentary: Is this a Christmas card or an ad for Gossip Girl? Either way they look seriously diva-esque. Check out Kendall's face, though — it was like she was born to show that fierce mug on the runway.
Kash Winner: Leah, Bruce's daughter from his first marriage. Seriously, she looks like a '90s supermodel.
The Motorcycle Diaries
Kommentary: A study in contrasts — Kris, Khloé, and the Jenner half smile while Kim, Kourtney, and Rob look like they want to smother the photographer with one of their ill-fitting motorcycle jackets.
Kash Winner: Bruce, who hasn't looked this happy since this photo was taken.
Miracle on 34th Street
Kommentary: Wait, everyone is pretty much accounted for — so who the fuck is Santa? Did they get a random person to pose as Santa? This is just frightening.
Kash Winner: Rob, obviously. LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS.
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